NO MORE !!!!!!!!!!

Everyone is tired and disgusted about the recent subject matter regarding Etta’s personal internal combustion system,so I’ll not bring it up again………..AFTER a few brief nuggets of information.

After careful and thorough investigation I believe Ive discovered a series of seemingly unrelated events ,that while appearing random ….are sinisterly working in unison to literally destroy our baby and in some ways our COUNTRY AS WELL!!!!!

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First I caught her grandfather introducing her to MSNBC AND FOX on the boob tube!!!!!!!!……..poor baby Etta!!!and we know how that works out!!!!!

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Once your ability to exercise free and unencumbered thought is compromised , your decision making erodes faster than :

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Then Etta’s behavior changed…………..or maybe it was just normal puppy behavior….but try and not focus on that possibility

Etta ate the $150 mattress topper that we cut up to make into individual puppy mattresses …..’

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perhaps our brain is rotting for buying dogs $150 mattresses

Then she/they ate a bush

Then they knocked over a vase …….(it glued right back together Karen…..sort of)

Etta ran into the screen door like she didn’t even SEE IT!!!!!! Knocked it off the door jam and it bounced her back into the room like one of them there Shanghai acrobatic groups!There had to be a reason for all this seemingly erratic behavior!!!! And then I saw it!!!!!

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All that MCNBC and FOX watching had caused Etta to start sleeping not just with her head up her own a** but now it was up someone else’s!!!! Just like our leaders in Washington!!!!!!!!

We considered consulting a Shamanor a …….

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But Karen suggested a more conventional resource …our great friend and expert animal lover Eta!!!!! She cant catch fish for sh*t but Eta know lots of stuff about all sorts of critters. Eta suggested a rice and chicken diet to regain Etta’s strength….as all the stupidness on the news channels had started to affect her brain…Eta explained that we must build the brain back up thru good nutrition but more importantly NO MORE FOX and MSNBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise our efforts would be for naught!!!You’ll be happy to hear that although for some inexplicable reason Etta continues to eat anything that will fit in her mouth,refuses to listen to and obey verbal and hand commands, sufferers intermittent hearing loss, periodic loss of sight and is on occasion a “little shit” she is vastly improved gastrointestinal wise.