Ever do stupid stuff?
Ever shoot yourself in the eyeball with your water-pick ??? Well I have and that shit hurts!….
You ever try and remove cactus needles from your puppies snout …….while he has a giant wiggle fit because that shit hurts only to be informed by your mate that that’s the dogs whiskers? Yeah me neither. I have a feeling that my intelligence issues are tied to my use of BVD oil…or CDB oil…..or whatever its called …I’ve been putting that stuff on my knee for a month and I’m just as stupid as I was in high school all of a sudden!!!!!
Kathy Swoboda was hot in a weird way……..Plus her name is fun to say.
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say it with me Kathy Swoboda……heheheh….again…Kathy Swoboda
I’ve gotten off track again! Damn CDB oil!!!!
This morning I got my new hiking shoes on and then looked down to see my nice clean sock laying there…..who forgets to put their socks on first? A moron that’s who.
Ever take something apart 
and then 12 minutes later have no idea what goes where?
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Karen was obsessing over the dirty patio door glass and did a stellar job cleaning them……..
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I walked right into the door…..and only a few days after laughing at Etta for bouncing off the screen!!!
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.Then I stuck my thumb on the broiler while trying to remove dinner from the oven!
That shit hurts!!! Makes a funky smell too!!
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.Back to the problem of taking stuff apart and not having the vaguest idea of what part goes where………this started with our good friends car window not rolling back up. I called her to tell her the bad news AFTER I had removed the door panel and wiring and insulation and quite frankly a bunch of stuff that to me was unidentifiable….this is what happens when a moron like me reads just enough on the internet and a few YouTube videos………anyone can do this repair!!! Just watch the video and read the tutorial!!!! It’s a snap……………..during disassembly that’s the sound two of the parts Made as they became FOUR parts….SNAP!!!!!It is just irresponsible how you can find all this info on the internet…….I mean there are qualified citizens out there…ones with DYI I.Q.’s over 37 who can preform these repairs……..but who is gonna protect people like me from……myself?….we need more government regulation and oversight!!!! …..no wait
That’s not what we need……maybe what we need is a short quiz BEFORE the page opens and reveals how people like myself can take a $100 repair and turn it into a $500 repair at the dealership!!! The quiz could confirm that you are familiar with , the ever so slight differences between various tools needed for the job.
Question #1 is a table saw required for the replacement of the electric window switch in a 2000 Subaru Outback ? Y or N
Question #2 Is a welders cutting torch required? Y or N
If you fail the quiz the page wont open!!! Brilliant!!! This saves you from the embarrassment of taking a bucket of parts to the dealership and having to explain to the technician that you were 4 stories in over your head when you started taking sh*t apart and could he please fix this AND not tell your wife.
Fortunately for me, my wife tries to monitor my spending…..while talking to the dealership about the window switch……………..AND the $159 price tag ……Karen overheard and gave me the international throat slash signal for hang up the PHONE!!!! NOWWWW!!!!
After rudely hanging up on the nice man at the dealership……Karen announced that the $159 part was available on Amazon for $18.99…….I think that guy was trying to screw me!!!!!
The part arrived in record time and after breaking it and losing 3 of the 6 screws that held everything together I dropped the car off at the dealership with a ziplock baggie of parts…this’s felt much more dignified than a
In retrospect this actually works for the betterment of our economy…..Amazon made out…..UPS made out…..the dealership made out………and I………was a major player in our nations financial advancement
REMEMBER ALWAYS USE OVEN MITTS!!!!
Better yet order take out…..
Round the bend 