Say Hey Willie!

Oh wait! Wrong Willie!

We are on the road again ,headed south in an effort to escape that white shyte! We gathered and stacked,cleaned, put away and generally ran in circles trying to close the house and make ready the Mc5er!! Holy crap we got a lotta CRAP! Fortunately I engaged my brain before berating Karen for bringing what I viewed as too many shoes and clothes…….a quick mental inventory of my necessities and I determined it would be a bit hypocritical (and a bad move from a husband perspective) given that I packed 2 pair of golf shoes,golf sandals, light and dark colored flip flops for wearing before golf, hiking boots,tennis shoes ( just in case I worked out,,,,yeah right) 4 pairs of Crocs………4 pair??

a drone,4 fishing rods,two tackle boxes, an air compressor,two generators, enough CBD oil to land me in federal prison,……..ahhhh shit! I just realized I forgot underwear !!!!!! Dollar General here I come!!

I hope we are not overweight!

Another thing I miscalculated was Etta and Otis and their expanded size……….one would not think that going from 17# and 28# to 42 and 62# would be a big deal…..but in a 5th wheel that at times feels to be the same square footage as the tree fort that Dave Picoora and I built in the woods behind the house back in 1970…..its a big deal! The bigger deal is the Twins have amassed a lotta CRAP too! 3 leashes, 3 sets of water and food bowls, spare collars, Spare bells for their collar for when Otis chews them off of Etta’s neck, Heart-worm pills, anti dander pills, anti flake shampoo,anti tangle conditioner, two combs, EVERY DOG BRUSH EVER INVENTED!!!!! 4,682 poop bags………alright,alright….I know Ive bitched about this before…………American pets have more possessions than many people in third world nations!

We made it to I-80 which traverses Southern Wyoming going east to west and its never ending caravan of semi’s

Wyomingites are forever grateful for the shear ugliness of the terrain along I-80….the moonscape quality is what keeps people out Wyoming,it keeps our population low…..of course the hurricane like winds, -20 degree winter temperatures and lack of a Cheesecake Factory franchise kinda turns people off too.

We are happy to be on the road again, anxious to reach each stop on the way,as we search our memory to try and remember how to park this thing and set it up without involving a divorce attorney ……..each campground,KOA or dispersed camp area has its “sights”

We’ve made it to Meeker Co. and the “Trail and Hitches” campground which seems to be inhabited by drunken hunters,oil field workers and down on their luck souls tying to survive. As I’ve blathered on before,our great land is chalked full of diversity, prosperous folks ,folks clawing to survive and everything in between. We are lucky enough to have plenty to be thankful for………..like 4 pairs of Croc’s

The Trail and Hitches campground could easily be named the “Nothing but Fu^king mud everywhere campground” fortunately for us Otis and Etta LOVE all things MUD. Now Karen on the other hand is not nearly as enamored with mud and painstakingly laid “dog towels” on he floor to try and contain the whirlwind that is THE TWINS………..it didn’t work.

I understand that this post is a bit disjointed but it is due to a lack of material….we have had limited human interaction…..as you know that’s where my best material comes from….STUPID PEOPLE!

So we are off today…in search of what make America great….stupid people! …OK maybe not great………..but certainly entertaining !!

Say tuned to find out how I got the frozen shitter hose off the ground!!!Wait a minute……………..maybe I’m the material??????