DMV and other weirdo hangouts

Some of these folks had been waiting here since our current spendaholic prez was elected

How is it possible for a drivers license renewal to be more complicated than my hip replacement?

My actual hips…….well…..my hips are in the landfill….these are MY prosthetic hips

You need your old license, hair follicle , passport, urine sample,water bill, SS card, stool sample, ancestry. Com report ……perhaps I exaggerate….. but come on man!!!

I’ll refrain from bringing up voting rules in comparison……..oh wait….sorry….NOT!!,

You take a number and then stand in the parking lot in the blazing sun because they dont want too many citizen in the waiting area spreading the cootie virus….when I peaked in the window hoping to see one of the DMV people about to shout out my number I saw…..

I hope they pay DMV people a decent wage….they get a lot of bad press

Next I went to Walmart in Gillette Wyoming……now I didn’t realize they still did the Family portrait thing ….like we use to go to Sears and Blow Buck for back in the days of polyester jumpsuits ,wide collar shirts and leisure suits…but they do…….

The world is chalked full of absolute fruitcakes……am I still allowed to say fruitcakes?

Can someone please explain these two wack jobs to me, and why Walmart lets them take portraits half dressed???

Maybe I’m slow…or old fashion….but these two should not be making more weirdos ……..I suppose thats unfair of me….perhaps this little guy will be a successful politician once he gets elected after never having had a real job his whole life…….the new “American way” I suppose.

I guess blogging about Walmart is a waste of time as all of us visit there enough to experience the “white underbelly of humanity” on our own without me blathering on about it…………..

so the next stop on the weirdo nesting train is…..

Keyhole State Park

It is a great place to camp and fish

Karen doesn’t even really like to fish…..and she kicks my ass every time

That bit*h

While out for a walk along the shore we came across this………weirdo……who was fishing with a rubber……..a condom….WTH!!!! Who even thinks of these things?

He called it a Krappy Killer!! I think there were some mental health issues going on there………….although …..when I spoke with him we had a great conversation……….he is a highly educated person , a veteran and based on our limited discussion……..very intelligent ……BUT… he was fishing with a condom…….Weirdo alert!!!!!

I came across this vending machine in Chandler Az. Who gets out and about and decides that “ Oh wait…..I need some false eyelashes “??

Or what about these weirdos

This was at a golf tournament in Parker Co……..I mean what can you say?……..it is Colorado ……..weed is legal there !!!!

I’m sure I’m outta touch but someone please explain to me why you think you need barnyard animals to effectively do yoga?

Next it was off to the Big Horn mountains!!

I stumbled into some sort of wine tasting?

This wine tasting was somehow affiliated with some “latex and rubber clothing “ group

There were crazies EVERYWHERE!!!

These two may have mistakenly showed up thinking this was Barney convention

Apparently not everyone got the wine memo

While I’m busy making fun of every other weirdo …….I must admit that while I try and be inclusive and understanding,I know it doesn’t always come across that way…..but I’m human….just like EVERYONE else……and I try and be nice and hopefully never hateful….all any of us can do is try.

And remember….never……

I can say I’ve never tattooed a fetus on my belly……but I’m guilty of being a weirdo myself now and then

Try and remember,all anyone (well most everyone ) is trying to do is live their life…….the best they can……usually people express themselves……for themselves……..and it’s not an effort….to make my head explode……..at least I don’t think it is.

Now go out there and live life like no other liver ever lived