Ive always had dogs…or perhaps dogs have always had me?? I like big dogs, mainly I guess because is hard to imagine camping ,fishing ATVing ETC with a dog that requires transportation in a baby buggy!!!!!I like cleaning snot off the side of the truck…..from door handle to bumper hitch …placed there by ecstatic hounds loving life thru flapping jowls ,runny noses and ears like wings….ready for take off !!!!
We are currently residing in a 55+ community called Moon Pond…….its a great place with friendly people for the most part….but it is a cross section of the populous so a certain number of assholes
are thrown in just to make sure all parties are represented and we don’t have anyone feeling left out…….heaven forbid anyone should feel left out!!!
now based on recent behavior I may be the asshole…thanks to Karen’s two bundles of joy!!!!
Like I said this community has a representation of all humanity…….small dog lovers…
cat lovers……….
really weird people who don’t like animals………..but in their defense……..I’m not comfortable around children….
And One neighbor who is a sweet lady
She has a few cats and
Offered to have our dogs come by and play with her cats……….uhhhh…..lady….it doesn’t normally work that way
One afternoon as we returned from furniture shopping……which while I’m on the subject…..is about as much fun as researching political candidates to determine which one is the lesser of a idiot so you can decide who you are voting for………anyway….we exited the truck and turned loose the bundles of joy……….apparently we did not notice the twins laser like attention towards the yard across the street…and they bailed out the door like they where part of
The Army Rangers or something!!!!
It all happened soooo fast!!!!!!!! Like when you chop your finger off………one second its there……then its not…..but it seems as no time has passed??????? How can that be??????
And just like that…..the dogs were in the truck one second………and then they where in Cat woman’s HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! I raced across the street as fast as my old legs would waddle……..my feeble mind racing….alright……jogging……….alright…..my mind was out for a stroll “please don’t eat the cat…..please don’t eat the cat”……….And our sweet neighbor says…. “look….Otis just wants to play” and I thinking Etta’s the one we gotta worry about!!!She is a “Stone cold killer”
As I arrived inside the home ……I am alarmed by the havoc that a 7 second cat /dog fight can produce!!!
I straighten the end table and place a single chair back on its legs as I herded the hounds towards the door….just then kitty made a surprise flanking maneuver!!!!!
The dogs and I slinked across the street as Karen did damage control with Julie Newmar
As if by magic….every neighbor now stood in their driveway…..materializing out of thin air …………alerted by all the noise….now gazing at me in disgust….and projecting a singular message for me and the twins……..
1) doesn’t this kind of I’m better than you behavior make you secretly fantasize about doing something bad to their car?? Park (correctly) in the “north 40” if you are worried about a door ding asshole!!!
2) 1978 Dan Aykroyd on SNL
3) Keith Moon 1946-1978 Drummer for British rock band The Who famous for drunken drug fueled destruction of his hotel rooms, similar to also deceased Led Zeppelin drummer John Henry Bonham…..(be careful stick man Todd Gillie)
4) Muhammad Ali standing over Sonny Liston 1965
It has been mentioned that anyone who did not go to Jr High with me has trouble understanding many of the photos I incorporate into my drivel…….not that most can follow my written references either…..but….I cant help that……..anyway…. I’ll try and add some identifying info in the future …….be safe…but more importantly…be silly
Round the bend 